So where I work, all the reports are kept track of by the dictator’s initials and a number. Like, MAN087, JSB033, etc. Some of them are good, but most of them are bad, and the bad ones all get nicknames. This lady ALM is Mushmouth, because she mumbles. This guy DAM is just DAMN, because he’s awful. Yingling becomes Dingaling, etc. Well, there’s one woman whose initials are AKK.
So just a minute ago, when somebody asked me what report I had, I told them I had The AKK’s report (as in the KKK). I got stared at for a few seconds, then apparently it hit her and she just fell over laughing. So her new official nickname is now The AKK Took My Baby Away.