So, I have a quick bit of self-promotion to get out of the way before I go on about my evening.
First of all, my Hostel 2 review has been called up to the big leagues over at Den of Geek. Strangely, it’s an Eli Roth movie I actually liked enough to praise. Meanwhile, Eli’s future ex-wife Sarah absolutely hated the thing. I suppose she and I will never agree on her coked-up Jewish director crush.
Second of all, thanks to the recent interview Sam Raimi did where he postulated the possible shitty villains for Spider-man 4, the DoG Pound has decided that we needed to have a talk with him and offer up our favorite villains in hopes of avoiding a cluster of epic proportions (much like Spidey 3). Since I had the idea minutes after watching Spider-man 3, I got to lead off with my pick for Spidey’s next foe, Kraven the Hunter.
Just stick Danny Trejo into the role and you’ve got yourself a serious movie going on. Make sure you read the comments section. I offer splatterpunk author and Ben Weasel fan Craig Lines tongue luck. Robert McLaughlin’s idea for how the script should work out is eerily similar to my own.
I guess I have to start wearing the tin-foil hat again, before he steals my upcoming article about a certain bald, metrosexualized badass Englishman.