Wright: I can seriously chew on a straw forever
Ron: I can’t stand that shit, but I do chew gum a lot. Not that it bothers me to see people chew on stuff, but I can’t do it personally
Wright: I chew, suck, and otherwise orally amuse myself whenever possible
Ron: When my oral fixation urge fires up, I go down to the gym and blow a few guys and it goes away
Wright: LOL…oh shit
Ron: Hahaha, I’m kidding!
Ron: I don’t go to a gym, I go to a porno theater.
This is all going in my stand-up comedy special. HBO Presents: “Stop Being Such a Fucktard Live on Broadway.”