Seth Rogen is not my illegitimate Canadian brother

The list of people who say I remind them of Seth Rogen, or vice versa, is growing rapidly.  

Look, gang.  I know we’re both beer-drinking fat guys with reddish brown hair and brown eyes.  I know we’re both funny and sarcastic to cover up our sweet souls.  I know we both curse way too much and have no qualms about launching into horrifyingly disgusting stories about ourselves and our lives for the sake of a laugh.  I know we both have the same kind of rounded face and permanent stubble.  I know we both have, on occasion, rocked the glasses.  I know we’re both about six feet tall.  I know we both dress like we’re borderline homeless.  I know his last name is Rogen and my last name is Hogan.  I know we’re both pop-culture garbage dumps who can wax in great detail about comic book characters, horror movies, and TV shows that went off the air before we were born.  I know we’re the same age. 

But other than that, I don’t see any resemblance whatsoever.  I mean, I have straight hair, people!  Come on!  We’re nothing alike!

Sincerely,

John Carter Cash Ron

Author’s Note:  Seriously, I get this all the time.  But for the love of God, he’s Canadian!

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10 Responses to “Seth Rogen is not my illegitimate Canadian brother”

  1. chez bez Says:

    I always get Bob Saget. Dammit.

  2. Ron Says:

    Well, it could be worse. You could get Steve Gutenberg.

  3. Heather Says:

    Without the Jew fro—well, it’s like Seth Rogen in “Undeclared!” I have the major hots for Seth Rogen, so I say, go with it.

    John Carter Cash weirds me out.

  4. Ginger Says:

    hmmmm…I guess my text message got under your skin, didn’t it? 😉

  5. Ron Says:

    Ginger: Nah, you’re far from the first person to point that out, only the most recent, and the most to point it out so gleefully.

    Heather: I don’t know anything about JCC, but I get that I resemble him facially from Music City Blogging types. I have a lot more hair, though.

  6. Charles Nelson Barkley Says:

    I know John Carter Cash. you look nothing like him.

    At least your one tiny profile pic looks nothing like him.

  7. Ron Says:

    Well, no, that tiny pic doesn’t, but apparently in real life the resemblance was/is stronger. That’s the gist of what I got at the last blogger gathering I went to, anyway.

  8. newscoma Says:

    Bwwwhhhaaaahhhhaaa.
    Ethel Merman here.
    I have no right to laugh.
    Bwwahhahhhaaaaahhhha.

  9. Ron Says:

    Hmmm… I could see the Ethel Merman thing, maybe. I think it’s the hair.

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