officially unlicensed crap from disney sweatshops to you


Ginger: you need to get that for Ivy

me: hahaha, no thanks, that shit’s expensive

Ginger: lol

me: I’ll glue some fake ears on a normal mouse and make it a Mickey

Also, while I’m self-promoting, I got to take on one of my least favorite people, a director of shitty action films by the name Len Wiseman, and completely destroy his horrible “Underworld” movies, marvel at his inability to screw up Bruce Willis, and be sickened by his decision to anally-rape John Carpenter’s masterwork, “Escape From New York.” Enjoy!


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