KENTUCKY KNOCKS OFF LSU! HELL HATH FROZEN OVER! THE ENTIRE STATE OF LOUISIANA CAN KISS MY ASS!
THAT’S DICKIE MOTHERFUCKIN’ LYONS JR. THIS IS REAL FOOTBALL! I’M VERY EXCITED! IT’S ON NOW, TENNESSEE! PREPARE TO DIE!
Hey LSU, remember when you ran the score up last year? Go fuck yourselves with an alligator. Welcome to parity, bitches!