Choose your own post title

Do you want to call this post the Miami Hurricraps, or the Miami Crappicanes?

Either way, I’m going to indulge in a little schadenfreude and rub Ginger‘s nose in the crapulence of her hometown college’s shitty, shitty football team. Kirby Freeman sucked the other day. He was, quite possibly, the suckiest suck that ever sucked. And I couldn’t be happier to see him get hammered by NC State.

It’s not that I hate the kid personally; however, he is a Miami Hurricane and thus, I do hate everything he stands for when he puts that prisoner orange and pea green jersey on. He might be the nicest kid in the world, but if he is, why is he playing for Convict U? That fact alone tells me he probably has bodies buried under the floorboards of his house or that he picks up his women at the middle (junior high) school.

I think the most I’ve ever celebrated a college football win is not Kentucky beating LSU, but Louisville beating the evil Miami Hurricanes. I was so pleased by the flek when I saw it I wrote about it not only at the Flektor Development Blog and Sports Bastards, but also here.

That’s right, one clip montage set to the Beck song “Loser” inspired three different posts about how much I hate Luther Campbell University. In your face, Jimmy Johnson!

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4 Responses to “Choose your own post title”

  1. Ginger Says:

    You are sooooo mean!

    Bite me!

  2. Ron Says:

    Now Ginger, if I was mean, I would respond to your comment by saying, “Bite you? As a zombie, I require wholesome, delicious brains to eat. As a blonde (or Miami fan, take your pick), you lack nutritional value.”

    But I’m not mean. I am nothing if not sweetness and light. If Little Orphan Annie could have sex with an angel food cake, I would be their bastard child.

  3. Ginger Says:

    I’ll have you know that I am both wholesome and delicious!


  4. Jade Says:

    Little Orphan Annie having sex with an angel food cake?

    That is just so wrong on so many levels. Even now I can feel my brain melting in an attempt to fight off the mental image. Bad Ron. :p

    Miami still sucks, though. 😉

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