You know how I know Newscoma and I will be BFFs? She likes Mystery Science Theater 3000 (so does Ginger, surprisingly). Amusingly enough, she posted about her desire for a Patrick Swayze Christmas at the very same time I was writing my Cultelevision article about those very same awesome folks for Den of Geek.
It was supposed to be like 500 words at best, but it ballooned to nearly three MS Word pages. What can I say? I like the show, and I want to make other people like it too, even if it means that I have to call Big McLargeHuge to come in and beat the crap out of them.