Quid Pro Quo, Doctor.

I don’t normally advertise stuff on my blog (because I can’t figure out how to insert Amazon affiliate links into my movie and DVD reviews on WordPress), but when these guys approached me, I couldn’t say no. Literally. Because when I tried, he threatened to cut my tongue out and make it into a sandwich.

Once a man of science, Dr. Hamburger Delectable’s twisted culinary experiments have him serving 14-20 meals a week behind salad bars for hamburgulary and disobeying the orders of a food court of law. Sentenced to death in the electric griddle, this bad boy burger is burned alive after receiving a lethal injection of garlic, herbs, and spices. Hard times and hot fries await you at Dr. Hamburger’s Fooderal Prison.

Our daily specials include:

Pork chops
Jame Gumbo
Hog jowls
Steak tartar
Carved deli meats
Lamb Stew
Give Me Back My Fucking (hot) Dogs
Clarice’s White Trash All Fried Breakfast

And many more! Each meal comes with your choice of wines from our award winning cellar (our Chianti is to die for) and your choice of sides. Dine in one of our our luxurious unbreakable Lexan booths, featuring free baskets of lotion, or get your food on the run!

You won’t be disappointed, except by the meal’s bland, mediocre prequel (or appetizer).


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4 Responses to “Quid Pro Quo, Doctor.”

  1. Ginger Says:

    You really are demented…and yet, I am intrigued…

  2. Jade Says:

    Hmmmmmmmm…needs more cowbell. 😀

  3. Ron Says:

    Ginger: You are intrigued by my ideas and wish to subscribe to my newsletter?

    Jade: Everything needs more cowbell.

  4. Ginger Says:

    Hmmmmm…I believe I have already subscribed! 🙂

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