Steven Seagal’s “Urban Justice,” The Video Game

Blame Josh for this. It’s probably the funniest non-Seagal YouTube video I’ve watched in the last 10 minutes. Seriously, it’s great, and it’s completely appropriate given my last couple of blog posts have been all about the crotchblasting fists of fury.


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2 Responses to “Steven Seagal’s “Urban Justice,” The Video Game”

  1. Jade Says:

    That is just so wrong on numerous counts.

    Only someone with very little knowledge of female anatomy (and probably even less acquaintance with it) and an overactive fantasy life would have come up with that fight sequence. I guarantee you will almost never see real women try to punch or kick each other in the groin when they fight. Unlike male genitalia, female plumbing is fairly well protected both by location and surrounding structure such as the pubic bone. The only vulnerable spot is the labia area, and you’d really have to have a woman’s legs completely spread to reach that with any kind of effectiveness. It’s easier to scratch an eye out or break a nose or jaw. A woman will punch or kick another woman in the breast or in the stomach, because those are tender spots with very little protection.

    Besides, we like to save the groin-kicking and groin-punching for you fellows. It gets far better results. *evil grin*

  2. Duncan Says:

    The VERY defenition of the “cunt punt”!

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