I can’t stand idly by and just hand Mabel the presidency. Does Mabel, the astronaut, fit in with the common man? Does she understand what YOU’RE going through? Does Mabel believe in our LOLord and Savior, Ceiling Cat? The sad answer, my friends, is no. Mabel is just another Beltway insider; a child of privlege and the best home a dog could want.
Now, I do my best to keep this blog relatively apolitical, but times are too tough for me to just sit on my hands and ignore the growing Mabelmentum. That’s why, as of today, I announce my support of the next President of the United States, Happycat! Happycat means change! Happycat means moar LOLz! Happycat means cheezburgers foar all!
I can has a change! I can has dignity! I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER!