Attention UK readers and readers with access to UK-based magazines! Awhile back I went into blog silence while I was busy with something else (not that anyone noticed, but that’s beside the point). That something is finished, published, and available to the public in issue 1004 of Micro Mart, Britain’s #1 computing magazine and Big Sister of Den of Geek! Just look for the cover below and part with your money to feast upon my article about the history of Massive Multiplayer Online games.
I’m not sure I ever told anyone publicly that I was working on a legitimate article for a legitimate magazine, but now that I know that I A) didn’t suck and B) could actually finish something that I find relatively satisfying, I know I can publicize it without jinxing myself. So go out and buy a copy or ten, share them with your friends, and of course come over here and join the trolls as they flame me for my general incompetence.
I look forward to being told how much of a moron I am by strangers on the internet. After all, hating you keeps me warm at night. 🙂 As a newly minted member of the legitimate media, I can now join with my ink-stained brethren and remind you all that I am an expert in my field and an actual writer, and you are all mouth-breathing drool babies who live in your mother’s basement and live only to slander your betters (people like me,
The next time you see me, I’ll be on Bob Costas’ HBO show calling Ryan Block a gin-soaked fucknozzle.