Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) review

I kind of want to say George Lucas raped my childhood with his CGI animated version of The Clone Wars, but he didn’t. He just… disappointed my childhood, like he couldn’t even properly brutalize my good memories of Star Wars. It’s a little like expecting to be molested by your drunken stepfather, but then realizing he likes your brother better. You’re kind of glad you didn’t get what you thought you were going to get, but you still feel a little rejected and confused.

Of course, I’ll probably still watch the TV series, because I’m still hopelessly a Star Wars fan, but the love in my heart for Luke and Leia and Chewie isn’t what it once was.

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2 Responses to “Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) review”

  1. holly Says:

    This is pure brilliance in simile.

  2. Ron Says:

    Thank you. I certainly try to make my blog a teaching aid. As opposed to a teacher’s aide.

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