I have a good three years of movie reviews I’ve done for various places at various times for various people, and in an effort to protect my intellectual property from the aether, I’ve decided to repost as many of them as I can here for your reading pleasure. As I do new reviews, they’ll probably go into the main feed first, then they’ll be stored here.
I rate movies on a 5-point scale. A zero is the worst grade imaginable; this is a film with no redeeming qualities, no merit, and no nudity or explosions. A five is the best grade imaginable; these are the movies that completely blew me away and deserve to be classics in their respective genre. You’re guaranteed to love them too, or your next review is free.