Posts Tagged ‘College Football’

The BastardCast Is Here

October 1, 2008

Hey gang. For those of you that have iPods or other MP3 playing devices, let’s try something different tonight. Instead of stealing music like you usually do, thereby depriving Jay Z of his much-needed fifth Bentley, why don’t you do something good with your life and listen to an hour of sports talk featuring yours truly (that’s me; no, not that guy, the other one).

Head on over here and find out all the details. Subscribe to us on iTunes, download us to your MP3 player, or acid etch us onto a flat, round piece of vinyl for your listening pleasure. I promise you you’ll enjoy yourself, or your money back!

Author’s note: Money back guarantee void in the continental United States or where prohibited by law. Plus it’s free, so you don’t get money back either way. Don’t think you can cheat me, you bastards.

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Geaux to hell, LSU.

October 13, 2007

KENTUCKY KNOCKS OFF LSU! HELL HATH FROZEN OVER! THE ENTIRE STATE OF LOUISIANA CAN KISS MY ASS!

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THAT’S DICKIE MOTHERFUCKIN’ LYONS JR. THIS IS REAL FOOTBALL! I’M VERY EXCITED! IT’S ON NOW, TENNESSEE! PREPARE TO DIE!

Hey LSU, remember when you ran the score up last year? Go fuck yourselves with an alligator. Welcome to parity, bitches!